Since you ask, I actively dislike people who refuse to own a microwave oven out of a misguided notion of moral or biological superiority. Come on, who the hell do you think you're impressing? Every time you use a conventional oven, you're sucking trillions of wasted megawatts from the national power grid. Microwaves are smart, efficient and good for the planet. And thanks to China, they're almost free with a tank of gas these days. What the fuck is with that county? How do they manage to make shit even cheaper than it already is

Q & A

How did you start with Voleurz?
I met Darren Rayner at the University of Victoria. We had similar interests and a broad range of skills that we wanted to showcase. Things just kind of fell together.

What the FUUU?
Purple monkey dishwasher

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